All I have to say is screw movie reviewers who bombed this movie because it kicked ass! Michael Bay doesn't do anything wrong since he has the best equation: Explosions + Killer Robot Fights + Some Humor + Hot Babes = Awesome Movie. That's the bottom line. The fighting scenes were out of this world especially when Optimus fights three Decepticons at once, including Megatron. It was so well choreographed and put together, one of the best fights I've seen on film for a long time. It's also very cool that Bay uses actual military personnel in the film to make sure it's close to authentic. The visuals in the movie were awesome too, seamless CGI and live action were put together where you actually feel for the robots. It was stunningly put together, and must've been tough as shit to do while filming to imagine where the Bots were going to be added in.And of course the babes of Transformers rocked. Megan Fox looked so good through out the film even with shit blowing up around her, you still checked her out during the entire film. Her baby voice acting was a little bit annoying at times but looks definitely make up for it. But I wish Isabel Lucas had more screen time since she was smoking even though she went crazy, she was still hot as shit. The acting overall was good too and the story line was pretty decent, not better than the first Transformers but the
sequel did live up to the expectations, and made plans for the third installation which is already in the works.Only problems that I had with the film was where did the Twins go at the end of the movie? (and I think people are retarded if they're saying the Twins were demeaning to african-americans, they were funny, just leave it at that), and I would've liked to see more of the Autobots that were introduced since you see the newbies for a total of maybe 10 minutes, while you saw a lot more Decepticons throughout the film. And, the fact they made University of Pennsylvania into Princeton was bullshit, and truth be told, Ivy League do not have hot babes like that in real life (but for the movie, it rocked). Overall, good acting, fun story, hot babes, killer explosions, and awesome fights create a fun-action filled kick ass movie.
5 out of 5 stars!
This movie would have busted through from 5/5 "B's" to 6/5 "B's" if they hadn't tried to give it a plot. Nothing made sense other than robot fist hitting robot face. That's all the plot any of us really wanted. Most of the jokes staggered under their own efforts. Finally, they should have nixed the love story. Pornos don't have detailed plots for a reason. That should be kept in mind while casting Megan Fox.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, the soldiers were real men, and most of the robots (read: not the jive talking robots voiced by Sponge Bob) were grittier and more bad-ass than before. Men everywhere (and the little boys they used to be) will cheer as beastly bots bludgeon and blow up bad guys in bloody battle.