Bro Code #9

When you have 2 tickets to the big game, giving the 2nd ticket away goes in this priority order:

1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
2. Your male-family members.
3. Your friends.
4. Your co-workers/acquaintances.
5. The mailman.
6. The UPS guy.
7. NASA.
8. The President
....
1,335,825. Your girlfriend.