We are not the lesser gender as women may want us to think. These are 10 things that only men can do. Obviously a woman could do some of these things but that doesn't make it right. Here are the 10 things:10) He receives and enjoys $10 haircuts.
9) He can go topless anywhere he wants (of course we wish women did that too, but sadly they don't).
8) He eats cold pizza any day and whenever he likes.
7) He can f*ck anything (not recommended, but technically we can stick our thing into a lot more places than women can)
6) Men can hold our liquor (it's science and I read it, in a book!)
5) Men play real sports (who watches the WNBA or follows professional softball? This of course excludes beach volleyball because women can play that as long as they want.)
4) Men can fertilize eggs, that's why it's called mankind.
3) Men put naked women in movies, on tv, online, and in magazines.
2) Men can pee standing up.
1) Men age better and can still get 20 year olds when we're 70.
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What a drooling retard. Perhaps, on average, men do better at math, but for him to just dismiss every woman's math skills on account of his own glorious dick... words cannot fully describe the obnoxious, low-brow stupidity of this insecure pig and his readers.
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