Bro Code #8

Rule of Three:
One Bro makes a solo attack.
A Second Bro provides a crutch,
A Third Bro rounds out the pack,
But a Fourth Bro is one too much.

Become Apart of Stark Industries Today!

Tony Stark's (aka Iron Man) Stark Industries has a new website (http://www.starkindustriesnow.com/) that allows you to have the chance to become an employee. Supposedly they're not a weapons manufacturer any more, but could still be pretty cool. (And yes it's a joke page, but not sure what happens after you fill it out.)

Past B of the Day

Assassin's Creed is easily one of the most visually amazing games to this day. The world is huge with brilliant minuscule details and the movements of the characters reach far heights (literally too) in realism. The story is semi-repetitive, but supposedly the second installation takes the best of the first and fixes all the problems. Can't wait, but the first is a B Worthy byte!

Bounce Back! - Babes of TGIF

Since I previously posted on the Babes of SNICK, I thought TGIF babes deserved a posting too because everyone watched TGIF. The shows rocked and it was what you did when you were younger on a Friday night. The networks need to bring back blocks like these. So these are the babes of TGIF:

1) Becky Katsopolis from Full House (played by Lori Loughlin)
I know, that the Olsen twins were on this show but they were toddlers so I'm ruling them out since it feels kind of illegal. But, Becky was a total babe on the show, there's no wonder why Jesse went after her and married her. And for looking that hot back when the show began in '87 was awesome, but Loughlin is still hot today. She has great legs and a killer smile and is currently on 90210 and will be soon seen on Old Dogs. Loughlin easily makes the list.

2) Laura Winslow from Family Matters (Kellie Shanygne Williams)
The woman who Urkel was deeply in love with for almost 10 full years makes the TGIF Babe list because she is gorgeous. She has this natural beauty of her, and on the show was hilarious with all of her continuous put downs to Urkel. Not sure what she did with her hair in the picture, but Kellie is still a babe and should come back to TV.

3) Topanga Lawrence from Boy Meets World (Danielle Fishel)
Easily my favorite show of TGIF, Boy Meets World was funny, relatable, and had a great range of characters to follow. And Mr. Feeny is just a great name for a principle. But besides the awesomeness of the show, the babes had to stand up just as well and Topanga was hot. Started off as a nerd in the early years but became pretty hot later in the series. Fishel has been trying to get back in the game as she appears in National Lampoon's Dorm Daze. She still has a voluptuous body, great smile, and hopefully will have a comeback.

4) Sabrina Spellman from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (Melissa Joan Hart)
Previously made the list of SNICK babes as Clarissa, Joan Hart is back on the babe list as the spell casting witch Sabrina. Being a witch is first off pretty cool, and she had a Salem the talking cat, which made the show funny. Joan Hart is also a pretty good looking babe to this day and has that girl-next-door cuteness, which is brilliant. Wouldn't mind letting her cast a spell on me, yea that's cheesy I know.

5) Alicia Lambert from Step by Step (Christine Lakin)
Admittedly, I never watched Step by Step so I just looked to see which girl on the show I thought was the hottest, and Lakin to the beef. From what I can tell, Lakin is still a definite babe especially if she landed a FHM spread. Just 5'1", Christine is a great petite package who could stand up to any of the other babes on this list. Never seen the show but would like to watch Lakin on the small screen.

If you think I missed someone, tell me about it in the comment section.

Past B of the Day

Mila Kunis is smoking. If you saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall then you know she's got an awesome body, great looking breast, and she's funny. Kunis is a great comedian with That 70s Show and Family Guy. Sexy, funny, sounds like a great combo to me. Kunis is definitely a B Worthy Babe.

The 80s are coming Back

This year a lot more 80s bands are coming back onto the musical tour pathway bringing some great music back to live venues. Hitting the concert path this year are: Poison, Def Leppard, Blondie, Pat Benatar, Teena Marie, Keith Sweat, Depeche Mode, Wang Chung, and the Pet Shop Boys. Some of these bands you may never of heard of but you would know their hit songs if you heard them. The 80s are probably coming back, thanks to the hip-hop/pop industry who uses a lot of the 80s old beats and lyrics. Such as Flo Rida's Dead or Alive using "Right Round." Obviously, if the bands are going to reunite successfully they need to bring a little something something that this generation wants to hear. But, I'm excited for a few of these bands to come back to the live stage and rock their faces off!

EA's Dead Space to Be Brought to Big Screen

Announced at Comic-Con over the weekend, the successful EA game Dead Space (click here for game trailer) is going to be turned into a live-action film. Temple Hill production company (who is also making the Gears of War movie, which should be awesome) teamed up again with EA to bring the movie to life with attached director DJ Caruso. Caruso has previously done Eagle Eye and Disturbia so hopefully that doesn't mean Shia LaBeouf is going to be in the film, and ruin it. Caruso does have a flare for strong visuals and the ability to create tension, so hopefully he'll bring that to Dead Space which is a horror/sci-fi game. A lot of video games are now becoming movies, which is great because some of the greatest writers are in the VG industry and now their stories will become even more public. EA also announced that the Dead Space franchise is going to most likely become a trilogy which fans everywhere should be stoked about because the first game is amazing. No release date has been set yet for the movie, but if they're announcing it now, it'll most likely be released in 2012 but that's just my guess.

Other EA films in development: Gears of War, Mass Effect, Dante's Inferno, Army of Two, and The Sims. Click here for full article.

Past B of the Day

Hung is the freshman series on HBO sandwiched between True Blood and Entourage, and makes that block great. The show stars Thomas Jane who becomes a prostitute with a secretary as his pimp, played by Jame Adams. Just watching him struggle trying to become a whore is great, it's still early in the season but when he gets into the swing of things it's going to be that much funnier. Definitely a B Worthy show.

Bringing Back Vick: Good or Bad?

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell (pictured right) has reinstated Michael Vick back into the NFL, but with conditions attached. He is allowed to participate in any team activities excluding games, by Week 6 in the season Goodell will decide if Vick deserves full reinstatement into the NFL. Vick served 18 months in prison for running a dogfighting ring, and was suppose to be permanently removed from the league in total. I get that he served his time and is now considered a free man, just like any other prisoner who is allowed the chance to try and go back to work. But, Vick was once the highest paid athlete in the league and is suppose to be a role model for kids (even if he didn't ask to be). I think it's okay that Goodell is allowing Vick to temporarily be back in the NFL, but Vick needs to prove to the NFL fans that he has changed. I don't think Goodell should allow him to be completely reinstated at Week 6, unless Vick proves himself worthy to deserve that privilege. Dog fighting is just messed up. Plain and simple, definitely one of the most messed up things a person can do. And when you have money, there isn't a reason to be holding crap like that. Honestly, I want to know who is going to take Vick back. He's still a free agent, and whatever team decided to nab him they better be ready for bad publicity and a lot of press events, it may take away from the team's moral. I do think it was an okay decision by Goodell to temporarily allow Vick back in the NFL, but I think it's going to be a bad idea for any team who wants to win the Superbowl to bring Vick onto their rosters. Vick is definitely not a B Worthy athlete.

Review - The Ugly Truth, Brings Minimal Laughs

The Ugly Truth tries to attract the male audience by showing Gerard Butler being a man's man and calling it how it is about women in the trailers. Which, he does during the movie to some extent and has a couple good lines. But, in all honesty, this a pure chick flick. If you saw the trailer you can guess exactly how the movie is going to turn out. I like seeing romantic comedies when they're good with a mix of male and female humor. This was 95% female humor with attempts at male humor. Katherine Heigl looked great in a lot of the scenes (especially the "naked" weather girl), her eyes just freak me out a little bit. They're too far apart. And there's a scene with vibrator panties and I thought it was going to be a lot funnier than it was, it kind of fell flat. A positive note, the cast of side-babes were great like the Fun Bag Twins Bambi and Candi, and Cheryl Hines is always a great comedian and didn't disappoint in the film. Overall, there was minimal male humor, way too chicky for a man to sit through the entire 96 mins, and it was predictable. Not worth bringing a date to since the man won't enjoy it that much.

Rating: 2 / 5 Bs

10 Signs You're Whipped

Bottom line, it's never a good thing to be whipped by your woman. If you're married, or been dating for at least a year, these are the exceptions. But a whipped man, is a sad man. Make sure you don't have any of these signs, and if you do, it's time to change. Here are 10 signs that you're whipped.

10) The Goodnight Call.
Even when a Man is away from his girlfriend, and calls her to say goodnight. It's okay if he's been talking on the phone or she's away for more than 4 days. But, to just call for the mere fact of saying goodnight (or even good morning too) then he's definitely whipped and pretty sad.

9) The Hand-Made Gift.
When a Man's girlfriend tells him to make her a hand-made gift or "something from the heart" and you actually take the time and do it. That's another sign. Be a man, go out and buy her something. It'll most likely last longer than something you made anyways, and look a whole lot better.

8) No Boys' Night Out.
When a Man is seriously scared of asking his girlfriend or for some reason made up in his mind that he can't just chill with his boys for a night, it's time to rethink the relationship. It doesn't mean he's cheating on his girlfriend or even has to talk to a girl while out. But, every man needs a break from his girl, and that's why you have your bros: to go out, get drunk, and have fun.

7) Your Decisions Are Her Decisions.
When a Man is no longer able to make his own decisions on any aspect of his life without his girl's input or is being told what to think. Then the pants have definitely switched sides. Sometimes compromise is good, but when the Man is getting constantly overruled, then there's a problem.

6) The Meshing of the Rooms.
If a man can no longer distinguish his bedroom from his girlfriend's bedroom, that's a sign. A man's bedroom is his sanctuary (other than the bathroom), and it has to be manly. No fru-fru girlie things should ever be in a man's room, until you are living together. Keep it separate, keep it manly.

5) Lack of Talking to Other Women.
When a man no longer talks to any woman other than his girlfriend, or become nervous interacting with the opposite sex. That's not a good thing. Men are allowed to have women friends, and at times it's an advantage to have a close girl friend to give you the woman's point of view. A Man should never be nervous to speak to other women.

4) The Promise Ring.
Unless a man is married, he should never wear a promise ring that the girlfriend gave him, and especially if she is also wearing a matching one. You might as well buy one of those broken hearts and wear one half and give the other half to your girl. A promise ring is the most obvious proof of being whipped since anyone can see it right away. So take it off or tell you're allergic to metal.

3) Her Friends are now Your Friends.
When a man notices that his friends have been replaced by her friends, this is a definite sign of being whipped. When it's no longer okay to hang with his old friends, and is only allowed to hang with this new group who oddly turn out to be her friends, it's time to rethink. Call your old friends up, and have your girlfriend come out with you.

2) Your Friends Don't Bother.
This Sign and Sign 1, are the most severe, and hopefully never happen to you. When a Man used to get called every weekend to go out, and now it stopped because his friends know he's too whipped and won't try to go out anymore. If your girlfriend is the reason that your buddies no longer want to hang out with you, try to change things up. A Man's bros will always be there unless they have lost hope in you.

1) The Sad Man.
The ultimate sign of being whipped, is when a Man looks at himself in the mirror and no longer think he's interesting or fun to be around. When the ego goes, the manhood goes with it. You are completely whipped if you've made it to this stage of the series. The Man has been turned into a trained dog who caters to his girl's every need. If you think you're here: step back, re-evaluate what's up, call your buddies (if they'll answer), get drunk with them, and if your girl thinks you're being immature and is mad at you for being so then it's time to move on.

Ultimately, there's a time and place to be whipped, but a Man needs time to be himself and free. When you are all 10 or at least 6 of these signs then you are no longer B Worthy. You are whipped. So B Worthy and figure out how not to be controlled by your girl.

Past B of the Day

Leslie Bibb is smoking. Probably know her from Iron Man and Talladega Nights, Bibb has a great smile, big eyes, and a rocking butt. She definitely has the curves and the looks that light the fire. A bombshell in the movies, and also in life, Bibb is a B Worthy babe.

Contador wins Tour De France, Lance 3rd

Alberto Contador (pictured) has won the 96th Tour De France the other day, the 2nd to his name. Contador finished the 3 week, 2,141 mile race in 85 hours, 48 minutes, 35 seconds. Just completing this race is a feat of monumental man-ness. Intense stretches up mountains, through valleys, and varying weather makes the Tour De France one of the toughest endurance races for mankind. Contador, just a 26 year old, completed it and won only by 4 mins and 11 secs in front of Andy Schleck. Lance Armstrong, the American hopeful, placed 3rd after returning from a four year break from the Tour. Obviously, it would have been awesome if Armstrong won again marking his eighth, but Armstrong is definitely an American hero for having 7 titles to his name and all of the health problems he overcame along with his charity work. Contador earns the title of a B Worthy athlete, but Armstrong will always be a B Worthy man.

Bricks: A man knows how to work with his hands.

A man is not afraid to work with his hands. To this end, James May has taken every boy's hobby and has put it through puberty. He plans to build a two-story working house of just Legos. He has already had 3 millions Legos shipped to the site in Surrey, England. May is looking for volunteers to help him as the build will be featured on his show "James May's Toy Stories." Check out the line about a fully functional man throne (i.e. toilet) and click his name for the full article.

Bro Code #7

If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown (bulldogs are an exception).

Past B of the Day

It's hot out, it's the summer, you're relaxing outside either at the beach or in the backyard, and you need a beer. Legit, the Samuel Adams Summer Ale is the quencher for this kind of weather. Smooth ale taste and not watery tasting like those crappy light beers the companies are trying to pone off as B Worthy beers. Sam Adams Summer Ale makes the cut.

Past B of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is not only a total babe, but she's incredibly funny. She's been in The 40-year-old virgin, on Scrubs, and other comedies, which makes her that much hotter. And a graduate of an Ivy League makes her a lethal combo. Definitely B Worthy

Past B of the Day

Even after Fergie and Will.I.Am go off and become single artists, the Black Eyed Peas reunite and return with a beastly album. The majority of the songs, like previous albums, are awesome and upbeat. Exactly why it's called Energy Never Dies. Perfect cruising music and fun to listen to. Definitely a B Worthy album!

Buehrle Throws a Perfect Game!

White Sox's Mark Buehrle pitched the first perfect game in the major leagues in five years, as the Sox beat the Rays 5-0. Buehrle (11-3) got help from center fielder DeWayne Wise who robbed Gabe Kapler of a deep left-centre almost home run as Wise jumped and snagged the ball from over the fence. Must've been something to see a no-hitter, incredible talent on Buehrle's part along with the rest of the team, and some luck, but that makes Buehrle more than B Worthy!

First Look at Brolin's Jonah Hex

This is the first poster of Josh Brolin and Megan Fox's new film Jonah Hex shown at Comic-Con. Based off of the DC Comic anti-hero, Jonah Hex is a cynical Western gun-slinger hero (similar to a Clint Eastwood) with half of his face scarred over. In the film, Hex is going after a voodoo practitioner who's trying to take over the South. Not sure the role Fox is playing but just by the picture below, I can't wait to see it. The film is at the moment slated to be released August 6, 2010.

Past B of the Day

There's a reason why baseball is the national past time. Being at a ballpark is one of the greatest feelings when you're chilling with your buddies, drinking cold beer, eating a hot dog, and have the smell of baseball around you. Baseball is something that makes America great and that makes it B Worthy.

Shakira as a She Wolf, now that's whats up!

I rarely watch music videos and this is just a clip of the full video that I think isn't released yet. But Shakira is a total babe, has a body that doesn't stop moving, and since she's trapped in a cage, that makes her even hotter. The song also has a cool 70s sound too it kind of like Blondie, which is pretty chill. And yes, the lyrics are kind of ridiculous. But, I'm more interested in Shakira so be on the look out for the full music video when it comes out. Here's just a 20 sec clip I could find.

Burton & Depp Bring change to Wonderland

Here is the first trailer of Tim Burton's upcoming Alice In Wonderland. Definitely does not look like the classic Disney tale, and it seems like the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp) is playing a bigger role in this film than previous tellings. Looks more than B Worthy!

CLICK HERE to see the trailer

Man's Guide To: Urinal Etiquette

Everybody pees and men, unlike women who travel in packs to perform the task, are quick, efficient, and understand the unwritten rules of using the urinal. But, if for some reason, you aren't aware of the rules continue reading. At the end of the post there is the Urinal Game to test what you have learned.

Rule 1) Choosing The Urinal.
When entering the bathroom, a man doesn't look around for the best urinal. A man goes to the urinal that is farthest away from another man peeing if another man is not peeing then choose an end urinal. It is a preference if the urinals have barriers, which increases a man's selection. The ideal is always to have a buffer urinal between you and another man even if that means you use the kid urinal.

Rule 2) Look Straight Ahead While Peeing.
Don't look around, check out the guy next to you or anything like that. Count the tiles or shoot the spray around the porcelain, but definitely keep your eyes in your own area.

Rule 3) No Talking or Making Sounds.
A man keeps quiet, does his business, washes his hands, and gets out. Talking can be done post urination at the sinks or outside the bathroom, not during.

Rule 4) No Cell Phones.
In addition to Rule 3, a man does not use a cell phone while peeing. Why do you want the guy next to you to hear your conversation? Even Brad Pitt says cell phone usage is off limits, but texting is allowed if you seriously can't wait a total of 30 seconds.

Rule 5) Posture and Positioning.
Stand straight up, close enough to the urinal that you're not getting splash back, and try to cover your junk. No one enjoys seeing a stream coming from your genital area or a side view of your cyclops. Also, in addition is the sub-section of Shake It, Don't Spray It: perform a clean shake that will not go outside of the porcelain boundaries.

Rule 6) Efficiency.
There's a reason why men rarely ever have to line up to go pee. Get in, do your business, and get out. Don't waste time and be like a woman.

If you follow these rules already than you are an actual man, if you haven't then learn them and use them. Click Here to play the Urinal Game to see how well you know your etiquette. B Worthy and know the rules!

Past B of the Day

Jessica Alba isn't exactly a good actress, kind of fell of the face of the earth, and got married (wtf). But she is still undoubtedly a top 50 babe. Sexy body, great face, awesome lips, and overall bangarang. Alba is definitely a B Worthy Babe.

Beer Sausage Recipe

Beer and sausage, need I have to say more? This awesome combination is not only amazingly delicious but also incredibly easy to make. They're great to have at a backyard party, when you go tailgating, or just want to eat like a man.


Ingredients
As many sausage links you want to cook up (brats are good too)
3 bottles of a full flavored beer
1 onion
2 peppers (if you don't like onions and peppers, sauerkraut is good too)
some oil to coat the pan
salt and pepper to taste

Directions
Take out a good size pot and put the stove top onto high. Also, go outside and preheat your grill. When the pot feels hot when you put your hand over it, take the 3 bottles of beer (I've used Labatts, Sam Adams, and Heineken before). Pour 2 of them into the pot and drink the 3rd one for yourself. While you wait to have the beer come to a slow boil, cut up the 1 onion and 2 peppers and throw into a hot pan/skillet with some oil on the bottom. Allow the veges to caramelize so just give them a stir once in awhile to make sure they don't burn (turn the heat down to medium too).
Once the beer is slightly boiling, stab the sausage links with a fork to allow the beer to infuse inside, and place the sausages into the boiling beer. Turn the temperature down to medium. Let the links rest in there for 10 minutes. Once the veges are caramelize take them off the burner and keep warm. After 10 minutes, fish the sausages out of the beer and throw them onto the grill (you can also package them now if you're bringing them for tailgating). Once grilled to perfection, take them off. Take one and put it in a bun, add the caramelized veges on top with hot deli mustard, and feast!

Past B of the Day

The Maserati Granturismo S not only has a sleek powerful build, an 8 cylinder 440 hp engine, but has an advantage of being built by a small company. This allows the owner to have it personalized for them self to fit their needs and body. And damn just look at this beast, that's one freaking sweet car.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles come Back to Live-Action!

Growing up, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kicked ass as a cartoon but then became legendary when the turtles came to life in the four live-action movies back in the '90s. Mirage Studios has announced at this year's Comic-Con (currently going on) that in 2011 a brand new live-action TMNT will bow to continue the franchise. They have Scott Mednick (300) and Galen Walker (TMNT) on as producers and just declared John Fusco to be the writer. Fusco has previously written the Jackie Chan/Jet Li movie The Forbidden Kingdom and in 2004 Hidalgo. Fusco should be able to bring the spirit of the Turtles back to the big screen and incorporate some kick ass kung-fu fighting. Hopefully, they won't botch it and make it into a serious film because the Turtles are comic/cartoony/misfits that need to have a lot of humor attached.

Click Here for full article by Variety.com

Continuing the list of 2011 releases: TMNT live-action, Green Lantern, Deadpool, Harry Potter 7 part II, Thor, and Captain America.

Rock Band + Beatles = a Beastly combo

Rock Band has announced at this year's E3 convention the release of The Beatles: Rock Band game for all systems on September 9th. The game features the Fab Four and a giant amount of their songs along with the addition of new instruments designed to fit in with the Beatles theme. The game allows 3 vocals at once just like the Fab Four did in real life, and the coolest part is that you get to play as the Beatles through their entire career. Starting in The Cavern Club and continuing on, you get to chronicle their career and be apart of it. An interesting feature are semi-music videos built into the performance while you play that were designed with Paul McCartney's help. It's actually pretty incredible how popular they still are and the range of music they have. The game looks sick, I still prefer Guitar Hero, but this may make me consider looking into Rock Band too. Click Here for the official site for the game and below is the trailer showing the game play.

The Best of Sports at the ESPYS

Last night, the 17th ESPY Awards were held to honor the Best in sports of this year. Hosted by Samuel L. Jackson, this year Olympic champion Michael Phelps swept the nominations. He won Best Record-Breaking Performance, Best Championship Performance, Best Male Olympian, and a top of all that he ended the 5-year reign of Tiger Woods and was named Best Male Athlete. Listed below are all of the winners of last night's ESPY Awards:

Best in Sport
Best Female Athlete: Nastia Liukin, Gymnastics
Best Male Athlete: Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimming
Best Moment: US Swim team wins thrilling finish in Olympic relay
Best Team: Los Angeles Lakers
Best Coach/Manager: Phil Jackson, Los Angeles Lakers
Best Game: Steelers vs. Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII
Best Championship Performance: Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimming
Best Play: Roethlisberger to Holmes Super Bowl Winning TD
Best Upset: US Soccer shocks Spain in the Confederations Cup semifinals
Best Breakthrough Athlete: Matt Ryan, Atlanta Falcons
Best Record Breaking Performance: Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimming
Best Sports Movie: The Express: The Ernie Davis Story
Best Male College Athlete: Tim Tebow, Florida Football
Best Female College Athlete: Maya Moore, Connecticut Women’s Basketball
Best Male Athlete with a Disability: Jason Lester, Ironman Triathlete
Best Female Athlete with a Disability: Erin Popovich, Swimming
Best International Male Athlete: Usain Bolt (Jamaica, Sprinter)
Best International Female Athlete: Lorena Ochoa (Mexico, Golf)

Individual Sports
Best Baseball Player: Albert Pujols, St. Louis Cardinals
Best NBA Player: LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers
Best WNBA Player: Candace Parker, Los Angeles Sparks
Best NFL Player: Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona Cardinals
Best NHL Player: Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins
Best MLS Player: Landon Donovan, Los Angeles Galaxy

Best Male Action Sports Athlete: Shaun White, Skateboarding/Snowboarding
Best Female Action Sports Athlete: Maya Gabeira, Surfing
Best Bowler: Norm Duke
Best Driver: Jimmie Johnson
Best Fighter: Manny Pacquiao, Boxing
Best Male Golfer: Tiger Woods
Best Female Golfer: Lorena Ochoa
Best Jockey: Calvin Borel

Special Awards
Arthur Ashe Courage Award: President Nelson Mandela
Jimmy V Award For Perseverance: Don Meyer, Northern State University coach
Best Comeback: Dara Torres, Olympic swimmer.

Past B of the Day

Oh Bridgette Wilson sooo hot want to touch the hiney...arrooooOO! Wilson is babe worthy pretty much just because she was Veronica Vaughn and hot, so that's pretty awesome! That Bridgette Wilson is one piece of ass, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean. B Worthy!

A Quick Blip - Entourage is Officially Back!

After watching tonight's episode, Entourage is back to a 5 out of 5 Bs and finally the boys are landing the babes, kicking ass, and taking names. Great start for Season 6 and definitely B Worthy!

Man's Guide To: Retracing a Drunken Night

Every man has drunken too much and forgotten what the hell he did that night, and sometimes that's pretty fun to do. But then you need to start figuring out what happened to make sure you didn't do anything too stupid (always debatable on what too stupid is). This is the guide to Retracing a Drunken Night:

1) When you first wake up look around you:
is this your room? Clothes on the ground? Any odd trophies from the previous night? Is there a girl next to you (you can stop reading the rest of the guide if that happens because that's a successful black out unless she's ugly, a butter face or any respect in that category then you run and continue reading). Try to slowly piece together the remains you see.

2) Check your phone and pockets.
Any calls or text messages that'll give you hints? Maybe you took a picture of something so check that too. Hopefully you weren't an idiot and called your ex-girlfriend. Any thing strange in your pockets? If you find something really messed up like a used condom or something like that and your alone/your bum hurts then skip directly to step 5. Do you have any recepits? How much money do you have left?

3) Are you bleeding, bruised or in any pain at all?
If so then you got too f*cked up and had a bad black out. At this point you should skip to step 5, and grab a pack of ice.

4) Go online and see your internet history.
Maybe you did some drunk facebooking/myspacing or looked at porn. Either way could have been a good addition to your black out-ness.

5) Call your buddies.
Ask them if they were as gone as you were. Find out the stories from them of what you did and try to remember any of what the hell they're talking about. Did you do anything embarrassing, ruin your chances with a chick, or do something awesome (like pulling down a refrigerator, steal a cop car, etc.)?

6) Finally,
just enjoy the stories your hear/come up with, get your bum out of bed, try to get over your hangover, and continue being awesome. But, probably a good idea to not get black out again for a while. Be B Worthy, not an idiot!

Bro Code #6

A Bro is allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more.

Past B of the Day

When a T-Bone is placed down in front of you all you hear are the sounds of car engines, women orgasms, explosions, and any sound a man finds amazing because this is the King of all Steaks. The T-Bone is steak. It's great to grill, great to eat, and you get to use your hands to gnaw on that bone. This is the B Worthy Steak!

Past B of the Day

Zooey Deschanel claims a babe tag because of her quirky emo-esque personality, her doe-eyes, and slim build. She has that unique odd ball charm that helps make her stand out and adds to her looks. B Worthy.

Sneak Peek at Scarlett Jo's Black Widow

Here is a sneak peek at Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow for the upcoming Iron Man 2. She definitely looks pretty sexy as a red head, especially in that position. But, the Black Widow (aka Natasha Romanova) is a kick ass soldier who would beat the crap out of you if messed with. Those bracelets she has on contain grappling hook-like "widow" cables and the "widows bite" which shoots 30k volts through the attacker. Wouldn't mind getting bit by Scarlett Jo though.

Review - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Just want to start by saying that this review is based solely on the movie and will not be compared to the book besides the following few sentences. Obviously, the movie (like majority of adaptaions) does not hold up to the book. Parts were changed, left out, or just skimmed over (Dumbledore's death scene was changed and not as powerful as the books, death eaters were relatively scarce in the movie, and much more) and, yes, that definitely takes away from the movie.

But, the movie was good, entertaining, exciting, semi-emotional, and funny. This is the film when Harry and others are growing up and becoming teenagers and starting to look at the opposite sex. I got to say, the casting directors disappointed me by not having any real lookers for eye candy. Emma Watson did look really good though at points throughout it, and just from experience when I met her in person, she's hot. Plain and simple she's a hot girl (she's 19 so I can say that legally). The storyline was really good too beginning with Harry off on his own in London through love interests and Dumbledore's death. I would have preferred Harry to go a little more crazier than he did when Dumbledore died, but that's just me. Also, Dumbledore's death scene lacked emotion except for when everyone was grouped around his fallen body, would've preferred to have felt more. And it's about time that Quidditch was back in game, only for a few minutes, but it was back and as always fun as sh*t to watch. Ron was a good comic relief, and there was a good amount of humor which is always good to have.

The visuals were stunning. From the sets created, the magic, flying death eaters, just all of the CGI and set design were really impressive looking. The Weasley Magic shop was really cool too, and again I wished they added more of these side stories into the film. I luckily go to see it in IMAX (will come to more IMAX screens in 2 weeks) and the 3D beginning was sick. It was disappointing when you had to take the glasses off. And, for a 2 hr 30 min movie there was maybe one slow point, but that was it, and if that's it, then that's a good paced movie. The only real reason it's PG is because there's a lack of violence going on since that's going to be coming in bucket fulls in the final two films. Overall, definitely worth to see if you've seen the previous Potter flicks, it's a really good movie that kept you entertained throughout, it did leave out parts from the book, but man o man it would be so freaking cool to have powers like that or at least some of that Liquid Luck. Too bad it's not real. In the end, go see this film in theaters, it's actually worth the money. Click Here for the trailer.

Rating: 4/5 Bs

Review - (500) Days of Summer, Bring a Date

(500) Days of Summer stars Zooey Deschanel (from Yes Man) and Joseph Gordon-Levitt (from 10 Things I Hate About You) and, as advertised, this is really not a love story. The story is a good reminder that a lot of relationships aren't perfect like they are in movies, and a lot of them sooner or later end. You have the quirkiness of Deschanel who plays her part brilliantly being the girl who doesn't want a permanent relationship, and Gordon-Levitt is an actually pretty decent leading man who wants the relationship. The cool thing about the movie, is that it tells the story out of order of the 500 days they're together so it shows how the relationship fluctuates. The movie overall is a quirky movie with Deschanel's humor added in, the jobs they hold, and the one random musical sequence which is hilarious. Deschanel looks uber cute with her doe-like eyes, slightly emo style, and slim body through out the pic, and there's a lot of good humor that keeps the story moving. This soundtrack is going to be one of the top-selling guaranteed, I'm not a fan of emo-esque songs but they were pretty good sounding. I think the soundtrack will sell just as well as the movie will. If you're not a fan of the cutesy romantic comedies like the most recent The Proposal, this would be a great movie then for you to take a date to go see.
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Rating: 3/5 Bs

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