1) When you first wake up look around you:is this your room? Clothes on the ground? Any odd trophies from the previous night? Is there a girl next to you (you can stop reading the rest of the guide if that happens because that's a successful black out unless she's ugly, a butter face or any respect in that category then you run and continue reading). Try to slowly piece together the remains you see.
2) Check your phone and pockets.
Any calls or text messages that'll give you hints? Maybe you took a picture of something so check that too. Hopefully you weren't an idiot and called your ex-girlfriend. Any thing strange in your pockets? If you find something really messed up like a used condom or something like that and your alone/your bum hurts then skip directly to step 5. Do you have any recepits? How much money do you have left?
3) Are you bleeding, bruised or in any pain at all?
If so then you got too f*cked up and had a bad black out. At this point you should skip to step 5, and grab a pack of ice.
4) Go online and see your internet history.
Maybe you did some drunk facebooking/myspacing or looked at porn. Either way could have been a good addition to your black out-ness.
5) Call your buddies.
Ask them if they were as gone as you were. Find out the stories from them of what you did and try to remember any of what the hell they're talking about. Did you do anything embarrassing, ruin your chances with a chick, or do something awesome (like pulling down a refrigerator, steal a cop car, etc.)?
6) Finally,
just enjoy the stories your hear/come up with, get your bum out of bed, try to get over your hangover, and continue being awesome. But, probably a good idea to not get black out again for a while. Be B Worthy, not an idiot!
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