Man's Guide To: Urinal Etiquette

Everybody pees and men, unlike women who travel in packs to perform the task, are quick, efficient, and understand the unwritten rules of using the urinal. But, if for some reason, you aren't aware of the rules continue reading. At the end of the post there is the Urinal Game to test what you have learned.

Rule 1) Choosing The Urinal.
When entering the bathroom, a man doesn't look around for the best urinal. A man goes to the urinal that is farthest away from another man peeing if another man is not peeing then choose an end urinal. It is a preference if the urinals have barriers, which increases a man's selection. The ideal is always to have a buffer urinal between you and another man even if that means you use the kid urinal.

Rule 2) Look Straight Ahead While Peeing.
Don't look around, check out the guy next to you or anything like that. Count the tiles or shoot the spray around the porcelain, but definitely keep your eyes in your own area.

Rule 3) No Talking or Making Sounds.
A man keeps quiet, does his business, washes his hands, and gets out. Talking can be done post urination at the sinks or outside the bathroom, not during.

Rule 4) No Cell Phones.
In addition to Rule 3, a man does not use a cell phone while peeing. Why do you want the guy next to you to hear your conversation? Even Brad Pitt says cell phone usage is off limits, but texting is allowed if you seriously can't wait a total of 30 seconds.

Rule 5) Posture and Positioning.
Stand straight up, close enough to the urinal that you're not getting splash back, and try to cover your junk. No one enjoys seeing a stream coming from your genital area or a side view of your cyclops. Also, in addition is the sub-section of Shake It, Don't Spray It: perform a clean shake that will not go outside of the porcelain boundaries.

Rule 6) Efficiency.
There's a reason why men rarely ever have to line up to go pee. Get in, do your business, and get out. Don't waste time and be like a woman.

If you follow these rules already than you are an actual man, if you haven't then learn them and use them. Click Here to play the Urinal Game to see how well you know your etiquette. B Worthy and know the rules!