10 Signs You're Whipped

Bottom line, it's never a good thing to be whipped by your woman. If you're married, or been dating for at least a year, these are the exceptions. But a whipped man, is a sad man. Make sure you don't have any of these signs, and if you do, it's time to change. Here are 10 signs that you're whipped.

10) The Goodnight Call.
Even when a Man is away from his girlfriend, and calls her to say goodnight. It's okay if he's been talking on the phone or she's away for more than 4 days. But, to just call for the mere fact of saying goodnight (or even good morning too) then he's definitely whipped and pretty sad.

9) The Hand-Made Gift.
When a Man's girlfriend tells him to make her a hand-made gift or "something from the heart" and you actually take the time and do it. That's another sign. Be a man, go out and buy her something. It'll most likely last longer than something you made anyways, and look a whole lot better.

8) No Boys' Night Out.
When a Man is seriously scared of asking his girlfriend or for some reason made up in his mind that he can't just chill with his boys for a night, it's time to rethink the relationship. It doesn't mean he's cheating on his girlfriend or even has to talk to a girl while out. But, every man needs a break from his girl, and that's why you have your bros: to go out, get drunk, and have fun.

7) Your Decisions Are Her Decisions.
When a Man is no longer able to make his own decisions on any aspect of his life without his girl's input or is being told what to think. Then the pants have definitely switched sides. Sometimes compromise is good, but when the Man is getting constantly overruled, then there's a problem.

6) The Meshing of the Rooms.
If a man can no longer distinguish his bedroom from his girlfriend's bedroom, that's a sign. A man's bedroom is his sanctuary (other than the bathroom), and it has to be manly. No fru-fru girlie things should ever be in a man's room, until you are living together. Keep it separate, keep it manly.

5) Lack of Talking to Other Women.
When a man no longer talks to any woman other than his girlfriend, or become nervous interacting with the opposite sex. That's not a good thing. Men are allowed to have women friends, and at times it's an advantage to have a close girl friend to give you the woman's point of view. A Man should never be nervous to speak to other women.

4) The Promise Ring.
Unless a man is married, he should never wear a promise ring that the girlfriend gave him, and especially if she is also wearing a matching one. You might as well buy one of those broken hearts and wear one half and give the other half to your girl. A promise ring is the most obvious proof of being whipped since anyone can see it right away. So take it off or tell you're allergic to metal.

3) Her Friends are now Your Friends.
When a man notices that his friends have been replaced by her friends, this is a definite sign of being whipped. When it's no longer okay to hang with his old friends, and is only allowed to hang with this new group who oddly turn out to be her friends, it's time to rethink. Call your old friends up, and have your girlfriend come out with you.

2) Your Friends Don't Bother.
This Sign and Sign 1, are the most severe, and hopefully never happen to you. When a Man used to get called every weekend to go out, and now it stopped because his friends know he's too whipped and won't try to go out anymore. If your girlfriend is the reason that your buddies no longer want to hang out with you, try to change things up. A Man's bros will always be there unless they have lost hope in you.

1) The Sad Man.
The ultimate sign of being whipped, is when a Man looks at himself in the mirror and no longer think he's interesting or fun to be around. When the ego goes, the manhood goes with it. You are completely whipped if you've made it to this stage of the series. The Man has been turned into a trained dog who caters to his girl's every need. If you think you're here: step back, re-evaluate what's up, call your buddies (if they'll answer), get drunk with them, and if your girl thinks you're being immature and is mad at you for being so then it's time to move on.

Ultimately, there's a time and place to be whipped, but a Man needs time to be himself and free. When you are all 10 or at least 6 of these signs then you are no longer B Worthy. You are whipped. So B Worthy and figure out how not to be controlled by your girl.