First BLager Post

Welcome to the BLager. That's right, I shamelessly put a 'B' in front of the word 'lager.' Enjoy the cheap pun.

Now that the important stuff has been taken care of, some shop keeping. The 'Beer' section will have 3 main goals:

1) To define and discuss basic terminology and classifications (ale, lager, hops...), basics of brewing techniques (there will be some home brewing tips should you decide to brew the manliest beer ever, your own), and an exploration of exemplary brews worth trying.

2) To bad mouth, badger, belittle, and otherwise give the middle school treatment to all of those snooty wine drinkers, henceforth to be known as 'Frogs' (for the French of course), 'Winos', and 'douche bags'. In the heat of the moment, I can come up with a few more zingers. Stay tuned.

3) To pay homage to a beautiful beverage whose bountiful bottle bears the name beer, since we all know the other two goals are just window dressing.

Beer is the manliest drink ever. Whether after logging deep in an unforgiving forest for 48 hours strait or trimming a bushy beard, imbibing beer is just the best way to end any activity. But women don't have to have deep voices or facial hair to enjoy beer, too. It is a beverage that should be enjoyed by everyone. Stay tuned.

Next time- "The B True Hollywood Story of Lagers and Ales: Beers from different neighborhoods linked by sugar filled orgies and how it all came to a crashing halt."