July 12, 2009

10 Bad Pick Up Lines

If you're trying to pick up a babe, these are ten pick up lines to avoid using.

10) Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

9) Do you have a twin sister? [No] Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

8) Fancy a f*ck?

7)
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

6) If you were a duck and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose, and it would sound like this: [make the weirdest sound you can].

5) If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

4)
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

3)
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

2)
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.

1)
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If any pick up lines have worked for you, post them in the comment section.

2 comments:

  1. "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?" -Kif Kroker reading from Zap Brannigan's book of pickup lines.

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  2. "Does this smell like chloroform?"

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